Go downstairs. Someone’s using the laundry machine. Back up two flights of stairs.

Downstairs. Machine eats my quarters. Back up two flights of stairs.

Downstairs. Crap. I forgot my detergent. Back up two flights of stairs.

Downstairs. Put In My *&%&^% laundry. Back up two flights of stairs.

Normal People: “I did leg day at the gym!”

Me: “When I want to work out I do my laundry.”